So am I. If you hadn’t heard, I jumped off a hotel into a pool, slipped, and missed the pool. Shattered my heel. Got the surgery, got the t-shirt. I busted my shit aug. 4, and I’m still crutching around. Not far off now I’ll be back on the block living my lovely life. Now my foot looks like this.
“Now I’m never gonna get through airport security. It’s bad enough I got all this jewelery on.”
This is the reason for the negligence on my blog. Nobody wants to be see pictures of me chillin on my couch gaining weight and looking pathetic. BUT GOOOD NEWS DUMMIES. I’m back. I got my walking boot and a whole ton of pent up energy. I did a whole ton of fun this weekend, which I will post more pictures of later, but for now heres some pictures of my most recent sunday.
LIMO picked me up and came through tough with the VIP Lakers tickets and parking pass.
She also came through with some bingers and snaps. It got my gut grumbling so Warlock showed up and we went to The Counter.
CHEA!
I got the itis so Warren came through with the piggy back.
Sean and I comissioned Limor to knock out a sign for the game.
D FISH
The game was great. We came back from a good 15 point defecit and blew them the fuck out in the 4th. The seats were awesome. They served us drinks, and I only had to get up to go pee.
It’s summer break. I haven’t felt like posting, but heres some Catch-Up.
It’s the summer so it’s only necessary to go to Little Radio’s Sunday Summer Camp. This place is a 100 pounds of fun, in a 50 pound bag.
There are Babes.
Booze
and BBQ
There is also a waterslide, pool, badmitten, and live bands. Pay 10 bucks and it’s all you can drink. They even gave out some free Ksubi Swim Gear. Check me out.
Video of everything I’ve done in the past year. Kind of an uncanny nostalgic time warp. Ryan did great and I’m happy that I’ll be able to watch it for years and years. By far the best times of my life. Thanks again Ryan.
Anton is a young man who stands far above the most. I’ve known him since 8th grade and although I don’t see him as much as I’d like, when I do we always pick up where we left off.
Only recently have I discovered he has quite the talent for photography. Take a gander at his photo-blog.
I’ve had a very surreal week. Just odd deja-vu, coincidental moments, and weird weather.
Luckily the cuts from the shop have been thick. First off, how about we take two parts Huntsville Alabama hoodery and mix it with one part Weezer Blue Album.
Since were on this mix and match shit for my whacky week. Heres another Serving. One slab of Comptons homage hollering blood and for good measure a crooning blonde crumpet eating Brit bitch.
Wednesday night, after the Lakers victory, I linked up with the squad and we pushed down Ivar to indulge in gluttonous activity at the Green Door. We were slowed by a ravenous flock of paparazzi shooting off their shutters, and guess who it was.
Since I was in the neighborhood I decided to let Tony know he was unwelcome in these parts. ” Parker you’re gonna get murked motherfucker. LAKERS!!!!!!!!” Hence the head down, and the fear in the drivers eyes that he might need to take a bullet tonight. What kinda look is Eva giving me? I think she likes what she sees. Get at me Eva, I’m keen on smashing desperation.